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Boost Mobile - How to clean out the office d. Zombie apocalypse - (2013) (Australia)

Mary is the kind of girl you want on your side at the office. She will kick zombie ass to stay alive. See also how to shop for groceries, how how to get gas / petrol with a sick decked out bike, and the general stay living during the zombie apocalypse.

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Boost Mobile - How to shop for groceries d. Zombie apocalypse - (2013) 3:30 (Australia)

Jen & Saffron go shopping. Or rather, one dances the other rollerskates around in ass-hugging leather shorts and smashes heads in with a cricket bat. Then the ladies have a bit of a snog because after all the gratuitus ass-shots and brain splattering zombie-kills in slow-mo, we need a little lesbian action to file all of this in bank. Leather-shorts gal is bad-ass (with a nice ass) while white-shirt girl is happy hippie dancer. Aaah, to be young again.

Oh right, from this you're supposed to grok: Don't get trapped. Don't be locked in. Stay Living.

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Boost Mobile - Stay Living / How to get gas during the zombie apocalypse - (2013) (Australia)

"Get petrol for the generator", and that's how this crash course in how to get gas during the zombie apocalypse begins. Step one, record a crying baby on a boombox. Step two, fit out your bike with chainsaws on the side. Step three, grow massive balls. Oh, wait, everyone who survives the zombie apocalypse already has that, clearly.

Just like the first Boost Mobile - Stay Living / Zombie apocalypse, this ends with the cry for freedom. Don't get trapped. Don't be locked in. Stay Living.

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Facebook Home - Dinner - (2013) :60 (USA)

Facebook home brings us new ways to completely ignore our extended family at dinner. Facebook home shows you that the things that connect us, like that chair she's sitting on and the family ties aren't as cool as being able to swipe through your much cooler friends activities on Facebook. So hang on, are we using Facebook home because it's Home and we're connected human being on earth and love each other, or are we using Facebook home because real life is boring, real family is boring, and everything is cooler online? Both. Ah, teenage rebellion at dinner table, we've come a long way from heroin and safety pins in our cheeks. Today we're voyeuristic narcissists flipping the bird by thumbing a smart phone.

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Go Compare - Rough Deal - (2013) :30 (UK)

Dear lord this man is annoying. He even made the worst pun ever.

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iPhone "Photos Every Day," (2013) 1:00 (U.S.A.)

In which we get yet another freaking product demo spot and obnoxious platitude telling us how many photos the iPhone has taken.

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Comhem- Surfa ComHem-style! Psy homage - (2013) :40 (Sweden)

You remember Judith & Judith don't you? They've been the Snapple-like gals, and then they continued their campaign career by doing homages to virals. Of course they had to go all Psy on us.

Lyrics, translated (where it has to be):

Surf surf surf surf - surfa Comhem Style

Surfa = "to surf" in Swedish.

När du skall surfa, stream film och ladda upp en fil

When you want to surf, steam a movie and upload a file.

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QuestChat - 'Uncle Bob' - (2013) Canada

Cold showers don't come any colder than this conversation.

"Why do you have a photo of my uncle Bob?

"Your uncle Bob? That's my uncle Bob."

aw-kward.

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Facebook Home - Airplane Home - (2013) (USA)

Facebook home means that your home screen is always showing you the latest of your friends inane facebook posts, and that you can FB from any app on your phone, receive chats while looking at a map and so on. What this means is, it's like having a random drag queen cabaret appear on an airplane. Your beach-lounging pals are taking up the overhead compartment. Your nephew is covered with chocolate cake in the aisle and there's cats everywhere. No, not like in "Great, now there's going to be cats everywhere"., just as in the old THIS bring X to LIFE execution.

I'm not saying it's predictable, I really like the music chosen for example, just that's it's not totally rad either.

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Facebook Home - Always home - (2013) :60 (USA)

Facebook knows that you take out your phone every chance you get because they spy on you, so they designed a phone with Facebook Home always on, so that you can be always on and they can follow you around with more ads. Text from any app and advertisers know where you are all the time. See what your friends are up to on the home screen at all times including that annoying pal who keeps being posting inspirational quotes. Ignore the stars, the sky, the actual world around you as all your virtual pals will know you every move all the time.

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