The wife complains without barely even catching her breath, that the husband has promised to not watch football all the time. "You promised to shut it off before what it is now, ten, and we never see our friends anymore, if we had any, but we could have some if you weren't watching football all the time..."

The payoff? There are people with "extended speaking time" and so this cellular phone contract offers more minutes.


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