So there's this man and a pirate at a crosswalk. What? Yes, I said a pirate. A man and a pirate at a crosswalk. It's not even a very nice pirate it's kind of a crazy hobo pirate but not in the Captain Jack style of pirate which really is just Johnny Depp does his impression of Keith Richards, but I digress. Man and a pirate... YES HE TOOK HIS PATCH. Look, I don't know about you but when ads are this weird it's best just t let them do their thing. Hush now child, and watch that weird again.