Whee, the Cassie Awards are here. And only people in advertising care! Strike that-- only people who work in Canada in advertising care! Strike that-- only people who work in advertising in Canada who are friends with the white powder care. That was the whole bit at the beginning, right? Sniff, sniff?

How do you put together the best jury for judging Swedish advertising? We made three different juries in Africa, Eastern Europe and Asia cancel last years decisions and rejudge the winners.

See full story: CP&B has the Swedish Golden Egg awards re-judged by international jury., the print work and the 2011 Golden Egg website.

WAKE UP PEOPLE! I could use some of that right now. This ad features Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, Busta Rhymes, LL Cool J and even Missy Elliott nodding off. ZZznnnore.