A day in the life of Homer Simpson, and Mr "Stupid voiceover guy"

The beer that never ends. Until it ends.

Twins again. Twins and booze go together....

Superadgrunt ladies and gentlemen, the Miller Lite Catfight sequels have begun. This time around, one of the guys gets in on the action, resulting in... well, check it out for yourself.

Third Quarter.

So a cowboy walks into the mobster bar.....

Bar breaks out in song after beer is served.

Possibly my favorite Carlsberg ad ever. And I'm Swedish.

Scandinavians love to tease each other. The Swede (with the hairstyle danes insist every single Swedish man has) has to make an oath before the bartender gives him the beer.

"I will not catcall after your girls. I will not fall asleep on Strøget. I will not pee in your parks. I will not throw up in Tivoli. And I promise I will take the last boat home."

Sheraton is one classy joint.

dramatic near-beer death....