Think of the NCAA as a spirit squad. Which is not to be confused with a spirit animal.

Joe Pytka has left the bizarre ice-bears behind him and returned to making kids say seemingly heavy stuff, when they're just talking about a rollercoaster they once knew. Yep, hurricane Sandy did a proper number on the Star Jet Roller Coaster at Casino Pier in Seaside Heights, NJ. Tossed it straight out to sea, or as one of the children here say "it drowned". They're sad about this. They remember that they screamed when riding it. And that their brother threw up. And that there's cotton candy. They want it back. With more loops.

Folkpartiet (The liberal party) show a classroom of today, and as we pan out the noise and bustle from rowdy students gets worse as we get the further away from the teacher. One girl, clearly frustrated by not being able to hear what the teacher is saying, drop her pencil and sighs. The promise: "Peace/calm so you can concentrate in school." Better education has long been a staple promise of Folkpartiet.

Once again, the promise is more jobs, and they show small things that boost self esteem, such as your own nametag, a perfectly made cappuccino, as well as large things, such as an entire class of children celebrating you or the construction you're building taking shape.

Super: "Self-esteem. Just one of the many reasons why more people should have a job".
Subtagline: Sweden's only workers party.

When describing the subject, students offer words like "leathery, crooked, sturdy" and yes they're talking about the sneakers and not the naked man's wee-wee. Very funny. Except not.

Leagas Delaney's PSA warning us not to be oblivious to human trafficking.

In the election 2006, Folkpartiet (The Liberal party) concentrated on what the future would look like. The ads with news from the future show great improvement in schools achieved by giving students grades on their studies from 6th grade, and having smaller classes. The news from the future ends with the weather which is, "as always", sunny all around.

Two things you can't escape, death and taxes. Taxes are really really boring.

H&R Block Classroom, Aired First Quarter.

"Do the math!"

Stay between the lines!