The J-train. I ride it every day. Nobody talks. What this train needs.. is an assassin.

And the little old lady from Hastings will call to get this ad banned in 3... 2... What, you don't think? I bet someone will take this far too seriously.

Goodby brings us the latest work for the Droid Razr. While, "content in the palm of your hand," is very familiar, it looks nice. And the Rango borrowed interest is cute, too.

It's nicely shot and beautiful. Still, I can't help but feel like this is a warmed over Sprint campaign, circa 2008 when all the mobile phones were starting to offer this benefit. It's hard to get enthusiastic about content on your mobile at this point in time.

We don't just expect it at this point, but take it for granted.

At least it looks nice.

How do you get more people to take the bus? Make it cool man, and nothing is cooler than everything filmed in slow motion. Just ask Carlton Draught.

Enter the (relatively) new guy on the block, the Pirate Party, which formed in 2006 and hopes to break the 4% barrier which will get them a seat in parliament. Their election ad is low-budget, not aired on TV Channel 4 where most of the other parties ads will air, and is all about privacy. A woman goes about her regular day, as CCTV cameras, and card machines follow her around. The only part of her day we don't get to spy on, is her visit to the toilet. The tag: "Even if you have nothing to hide, you still have the right to your privacy."

Poor banana ha a rough life. There are better ways to eat fruit.

Do you cry in public? Do your co-workers disrespect you? Do you want to punch small furry animals? Hmmm? If a friend of yours has it this bad, you can always use the site anonymoustipgiver.com that goes with this campaign to tell them to get a new job. Superbowl XLIII is off to a funny start. Set to air in 3rd Quarter.

Shot in Moscow Russia rather than Finland, DNA mobile networks tells us a story about love, and time.