"This vacation has been a year in the planning and here you are, standing, nay staring down your dream. The rest of your holiday hinges on the moment you walk through that door. The door opens.. you hold your breath... and then you realize. You got it right.
Girls ooh and awe as they rub their little wee noses against their so soft my little ponies.
Hand on your heart, did you get one? Is this sexual in any way? For real life refences, they intercut with a real girls petting a real ponies soft nose, pony all white, girl with flowers in her hair. No wonder grown women are on prozac. ;-)