Hooters. The place where they grind up little old ladies and turn them into Buffalo-wings, because only young busty things are worthy of breathing, and only if they serve pitchers of beer and chicken while wearing minishorts. I think that's what the ad is saying. It isn't? Oh wait, I forgot to read the press release with all the important stuff:

This new campaign, via Fitzgerald+Co, directed by Jody Hill (noted director of HBO's Eastbound & Down) and edited by Arcade Edit's Geoff Hounsell, features Hooters consumers' inner Hooters dialogue.

The rule is, if you want a spark in your mouth you can either get a man who generates static electricity by decking out in tube-socks from top to toe... Or you can eat Skittles.

With the redesign of the airline, Braniff soon found that people were taking a lot of souvenirs from the airplanes. This was their response.