"So you just assumed I'm some weird pickler-guy"

Nope, but I do need to have soy flax seeds explained to me. What is that? Aaaah, a joke. We can't buy those at my local co-op.

The missus and her alter ego sneaky sassy subtext are cooking and looking good while doing it. So hey, all you need is sausage to get danceclasses? These are euphemisms, right? Right?

Ace sells hardware and stuff by way of showing when it's useful, for example when the husband tries to sneak out for a night of bowling... The door gives him away and now he's in the market for an extra bed as he'll be in the dog house for a while.

Canal+ are back. Forget March of the Emperor. This guy has his story down pat. He should be in advertising.

"My wife and I couldn't control our antique-ing"

Man is hungry for snack. Man finds butter.

Gonna comb that grey right out of my hair.....