Ford compares its Focus to a tree frog, but does a tree frog get recalled nine times?

Meet Molly. She has answered the "Drivers wanted" calling and is on her way out on a date.

The Bovril biker dude is having an exceptionally bad day, where everything and then some goes wrong. All of it is set to Elvis crooning "The wonder is you", and the wonder is that thick beef bouillon served hot in a tea-cup which was the drink of choice before mad cow disease scared Bovril's marketing budget so wee they stopped advertising on telly.

I'm glad someone is explaining "hydroplaning" to me.

Groovy tires I must say.