Did you know slavery is a huge problem globally? Did you know the movie Lincoln is up for an Oscar? Did you know Lincoln is to advertising what Women Laughing Alone While Eating Salad is to stock photography?
Here's what I mean:
"Five. Five dollar. Five dollar Foot Loooooong." Oh sorry, wrong song.
I meant: "Toast it up. toast it down. Free toasted cookies are in my town."
This weird melody taps the same strange new wave bedroom recording vein as that other jingle for Quiznos National Cookie Day, courtesy of Kansas City based Barkley.
Now, stop me if I'm just being pervy but how in the heck did they sell the scene where the guy is literally stuffing a cookie into the girl's mouth? I doff my hat to thee, perverts!
"Hello. I'm here to snake your drain...." oy, these pornos have such wooden lines. I mean, huh? Wait, this is an ad!
Double Impact means doubly porny thoughts, and a fairly hilarious snap back to reality moment for the fantasizing lady in question. See also the 30 second version.
While the first PSA posters for this "places" campaign, which showed only a womans crotch and the check-in status caused some backlash in that they were "slut shaming" (but not really), this one shows the mans crotch as the object to be checked into. Equal opportunity objectifying. Or, to catch a snippet from the linked post, everyone relax a little, step back and try to see the point.
Slap, "Roger", slap, legs uncrossing, slap, "Roger!"... Oh wait hang on, what's really going on here? Oh, right, women who don't get laid eat bon bons instead. Research must indicate this since so many candies and chocolates are sold with suggestive ads.
The Colony’s post production VFX studio and sister company Afterparty recently teamed up with creative advertising agency Droga5 on a comically seductive Australian TV spot for Kraft Foods product Pascall Chocs Mallow Bites. Directed by comedy director Paul Goldman, the spot for the Adults Only “Mmm”-rated chocolate covered marshmallows showcases the appetizing treats in a provocative concept.
Almap BBDO went through over 5000 Getty Images to make a one minute story showing a love story where they meet, hold hands, kiss, copulate, procreate, make big family, die.... and then the widower wins big on bingo and has the time of his life, he's on a boat. Party! Wait! What was all that stuff before then? Un-party? Pfft, and y'all call me cynical. Apparently Bingo-win tops love-win. Not buying it.
Watch out world, when the new Lynx scents come out, they are available both for men and women. Chaos will be unleashed. Nookie will be had.
There's a lot of ways to remind young people to wear a condom during sex... But has a QR code ever been considered before? Actually the QR code itself is just a shortcut to the real meat (pardon me) of this campaign, the app. The smartphone app that measures the length, noise and rythm of your sexual encounter as well as the location it is in and uploads the results to a website. Fun statistics can now be had from these results, such as "dog lovers are louder than cat lovers" and "musicians last for 3 minutes".
Along with a website knulldeluxe.se and a smartphone app that allows you to find the nearest shop that sells condoms, this strange film is supposed to make using condoms cool.
The ad begins with a host of sorts walking through a museum of sex, where cavemen and 18th century people have tremendously boring threesomes. "Sex hasn't changed much over the years" declares the host as yet another boring threesome, now set in the 1930s, takes place behind him. But it's all about to change, for these days we have both luxury condom and lubricants, for a whole new sexy feeling.
This viral for Jack&Jones "Fitness Club" isn't implying that the clothes will suddenly cause heart attacks in healthy young men, but all the sudden sexscapades they get into might. Unless you're cardio-fit, which the Kardashian-like bombshell will help you with.
Sarofsky Corp.’s main title sequence for the new Showtime Original Series SHAMELESS is an irreverent and illuminating portrait of the Gallagher family where private moments are exposed in the most unexpected place: the bathroom. The main title sequence, which premiered Sunday night, was inspired by the unapologetic tone of the show and its central characters.
Tag: Make life alive, have an affair / Victoria Milan
Gör livet levanade, ha en affär.
You saw the Gucci Guilty Trailer back in August, and here comes the directors cut: "An unprecedented combination of edge and creativity that creates a unique, hypnotic spectacle."
Produced by RSA Films and Think Cattleya with Agency REM Ruini e Mariotti. Starring Evan Rachel Wood and Chris Evans with a remix of Depeche Mode’s Strangelove by the Friendly Fires.
The extra twist here is not just that Frank Miller directed it with his Sin City Look, it's also being aired in 3D.
It seems that Mr and Mrs Brodie have found the one thing that they can both agree on. A few daring race-cars stunts later, he's all happy sighs.
Mrs Driscoll is all about the scenic route while Mr Driscoll is all about dense. No worries, once K Y enters the picture, the choo-choo train will get them to their destination.
In Mr and Mrs Hunters case, she's not speaking to him unless she needs to correct him that he's not "obnoxious" but "oblivious". Luckily for Mr Hunter, he's come prepared for make-up sex and out come the opera singers.
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