1-800-CALL-ATT - Where's the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog when you need him? 06 May, 2003 By claymore 3 Comments Adland: adnews Be afraid. Be very afraid. Slate has analyzed the use of Carrot Top as commercial spokesfreak for 1-800-CALL-ATT. Run away! Run away! facebooklinkedintwitterredditpinterestpocket Add new comment Comments (3) anonymous reply So their largest demos are college kids and prisoners... I think the prison population is being sadly ignored here. Forget Carrot Top - there's dozens of B&C list perponalities who would make great 1-800-CALL-ATT pitchfelons for collect calls. Robert Blake: "Dial down the middle or I'll shoot you." Marion "Suge" Knight: "Dial down the middle or I'll have you shot." Lizzie Grubman: "Dial down the middle or I'll drive my Mercedes SUV over you." Charles Manson: "Dial down the middle or I'll sing you a song. And sic Squeaky after you." Ted Kaczynski: "If you dial down the middle, I'll mail you a package. Technology is evil." ... ok. Maybe it won't work so well after all. May 07, 2003 tlevitz reply Lest you forget "When you have to make your 'one phone call' call...." On one hand, Carrot Top's a genius move. I can't stop staring at him (just so odd-looking, plastic-ky)... is he real or CGI? I drop everything to analyze the mystery that is Carrot Top. And that "dial down the center" chant just lodges in one's mind like a tick or something. On the other, I can't say I've been inspired to start ringing my friends up collect... um, quite the opposite actually. 'Tho dialing down the center is quite easy to remember those nights when you're picked up by the police for public drunkenness (may that never happen, knock on wood)... May 07, 2003 Dabitch reply I barely dare to admit this but..... When I was in College, Carrot Top's pun-ridden prop-gags had me screaming of laughter. The ads however, annoy the hell out of me. It's Carrot Top Parody of Carrot Top. H'es looking weirder now too, perhaps he's plucked his eyebrows or gone under the knife. I swear he's younger now that ten years ago... May 11, 2003 Leave a comment Your name * E-mail * The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly. Homepage Comment * More information about text formatsPlain textNo HTML tags allowed.Lines and paragraphs break automatically. CAPTCHAIf you don't see a spiffy Captcha here, you need to surf httpS:// - sorry .onion riders Math question * 2 + 15 = Solve this simple math problem and enter the result. E.g. for 1+3, enter 4. Comment UploadUpload an image or file to go with this comment. Add a new file Files must be less than 400 MB.Allowed file types: png gif jpg jpeg.