"Circumstances are conspiring to create a catastrophe of colossal proportions! A Caucasian colleague of mine who was cavorting in the sea has been cloaked by the cruel convulsions of the choppy sea, and unless you make a concerted charge right now the countenance of my colleague could be clouded by the specter of calamity and it could be..."

oh bother I can't even hear all the words he's saying! How the actor managed to memorize this I'll never know.

Watch (on youtube) Societal Truths, Maria Dsouza, a slight jab at the Art Directors in Prohibited Board (although I don't interpret it as if he can't read, he's just not swimming - duh!), Soaking sand, Sand Broom, and Goan boat all created by ad agency Contract in Mumbai advertising the Ad Goa Fest.

Hat tip to our pal Anantha.