Advertising Light bulb jokes

 
 

Advertising Light bulb jokes

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Q. How many copywriters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. "NOBODY changes ANYTHING!!"

Q. How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. "Does it have to be a light bulb?"

Q. How many account executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A. How many would you like?

Q. How many media people does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I first need to figure how many people the light will reach, and then I can back out a number.

Q. How many creative directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Let me go to LA and find out.

Q. How many producers does it take to change a light bulb? A. I don't know. What do you think?

Q. How many print production managers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Forget it. We don't have the budget for a new one.

Q. How many traffic people does it take to change a light bulb?
A. All I know is that it should have been changed last week, and it's not my fault.

Q. How many ad accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. First give me your timesheet and then I'll tell you.

Q. How many Mac Artists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Did you book time for this work?

Q. How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to change it and one to check the change.

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dabitch's picture

Re: Light bulb jokes

Q: How many typesetters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but be sure to specify how tight you want it.

Q: How many CopyWriters does it take to change a lighbulb?
A: Do we have to use a lighbulb? It's so tired. How about illuminator?

Q: How many AE's does it take to change a lighbulb?
A: Could we do it without the bulb?

kamari's picture

I'll see your jokes and raise....

Q: How many junior designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb
A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

Q: How many Hot Shit Creative Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than Hot Shit Creative Directors.

(variation)
Q: How many Copy Writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

On the commercial set:

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That's electric's job

Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one more, guys, I promise.

Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.

Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it's an 8 hour minimum.

dabitch's picture

Q: How many consultants does

Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

dabitch's picture

Q: How many clients does it

Q: How many clients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the agency creative.

Q: How many marketing directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It isn't too late to make this neon instead, is it?

Q: How many focus group researchers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: With what degree of certainty do you need to know?

dabitch's picture

Q: How many Internet

Q: How many Internet Marketers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, he outsources it.

Q: How many Social Media consultants does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. You don't change the light bulb, you build relationships

dabitch's picture

Q: How many copywriters does

Q: How many copywriters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Q: How many animators does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "That depends on the size of your budget."

Q: How many people at head office does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they prefer to keep the rest of us in the dark.

Q: How many ECDs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One,he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him/her

Q: How many cameramen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "None. Whaddya think gain is for?"

Q: How many sound recordists does it take to change a light bulb?
A : Two. One to wait for ten minutes until that airplane has gone away.

Q: How many freelance creatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to change it and nine to say "why didn't I get that job?"

dabitch's picture

Q: How many web 2.0

Q: How many web 2.0 designers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but he'll bevel, gradient, shine and add a wet floor look as well.

Q: How many hotshit creatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to change it and five to say "I could have done it better."

Q: How many riggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Thirteen. One to hold the light bulb and twelve to turn the ladder.

Q: How many clients does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Can't we make do with the one we've got?

Q: How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "LIGHT BULB? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO THE LIGHT BULB?

Q: How many production managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five, but you can only have three.

Q: How many PAs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One gets up on ladder and five say "Well, we all know how she got up there."

Q: How many on-line editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "I'm sorry - you can't make changes in on-line."

Q: How many directors does it take to change a light bulb? A: "I asked for that light bulb to be changed half an hour ago!"

TDD's picture

If I die from laughter,

If I die from laughter, you're going to find your names in my Last Will and Testament!

fairuse's picture

Q. How many Sound Editors

Q. How many Sound Editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they work in the dark.

dabitch's picture

Q: How many planners does it

Q: How many planners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five one to change the light bulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach.

dabitch's picture

Q: How many designers does it

Q: How many designers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and one to turn the old one into an attractive Christmas tree decoration!

dabitch's picture

Totally adding this that

Totally adding this that @CrocusCreative tweeted back at @adland:

Re: Clients to screw in bulb. A committee of 8 taking weeks before finally deciding they like to stick with the old, burned out one.

Bartisan's picture

Q: How many brand managers

Q: How many brand managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "yeah, I hear you on the burned out thing, but the bulb's been a part or the brand since I've been here and we're not really comfortable changing it"

lxh3d's picture

Q; How many AE's does it

Q; How many AE's does it take to change a light bulb?

A; "let me get back to you on that"

funny jokes's picture

Woaahhh !! what a beautifully

Woaahhh !! what a beautifully captured :D

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