Somewhere, somehow an entire group of marketing people all agreed that "get fresh with a friend" would be their new tagline for Cotonelle Fresh Wipes. "It encourages the consumer to share their love for Cotonelle" they figure. Then they decorated their web page with puppies and water and it all got kinda weird, because you just know a copywanker is thinking up all sorts of naughty scenarios to "get fresh with a friend".
He got pretty close to getting one of those naughty scenarios realized too. "While washing the family mini-van, Debbie gets Fresh with her friend Sam, and things take a hilarious turn." DEBBIE? Is she from Dallas? It's all fun and games and wet T-shirts up until 1:05 when it goes badly wrong. You just know there's an alternative script somewhere as this scenario could have gone either way after that happy little buttwiggle.