Lowe Roche, Toronto has added some new interactive elements to http://www.talkingpets.ca for Purina in spirit of Valentines day for all dog lovers : learn how to speak dog. The idea is very subservient chicken a la: "type in “hungry” & the dog eats. Type in “cold” and the dog has a sweater on. “Angry” made me laugh (vicious growl on that dog!)...so did “bad”..check out “bad”." as the release explains.

However, trying it out I asked how to translate "I'm in puppylove" and the pooch simply went to get a sweater. Ho-kay. I'm not a dog lover though, and neither are my 36 cats and single turtle.