Has opulence? Reserve your very own petite giraffe.

 

 
 

Has opulence? Reserve your very own petite giraffe.

Opulence, you has it? Then head over to Sokoblovsky Farms - Russia's Finest Purveyors of Miniature Lap Giraffe and get yourself your own petite lap giraffe - by signing the waitlist. The next expected baby giraffe is reserved 'by prince for birthday gift'.

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