Ok, rating confusion here. SHould I rate it five because article is funny, or one because product is just plain sad?

I rated the product...not the article

I wonder if you can get one with a "fatting" feature.

Sad or not, no-one ever lost money betting on peoples' insecurity, especially the more vulnerable members of our society. It's a pathetic statement about the HP brand though, what will they stoop to next?

And of course the two models they use in the example don't even need the use of a slimming feature. Sheesh.