Does your overpaid designer insist on white space, a tasteful colour palatte and your beautiful logo that you paid your nephews classmate 50 bucks for to be needled away small in the bottom corner of your ad? You need Make my logo bigger cream.* It also comes with the flourecentsizer™, the white space eliminator™, the starburster™ and the emotionator™. Oh yeah baby, can you feel the love?
* don't let your clients see this. Before you know it they'll be smearing all the office computer screens with icky cream and the IT guys will hate you forever. Yikes.