Mismatch bout: The jingle-writer vs. the Telemarketer

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In one corner, a well known comedian and a very good jingler, who just released his new CD, "A Wake Up Call For Telemarketers", Tom "Jingles Ring Anyone's Bell" Mabe.
And in the other corner, a group of people, united to get rid of this comic, The Pesky Telemarketers.

Our referee for tonight's mid-card bout: The Federal Goverment
The judges: The Federal Trade Commission and its do-not-call list

"Hi, this is Tom Mabe. I'm calling on behalf of the Telemarketers With Insomnia Foundation. How are you doing this evening sir?"