This link here brings you to the most beautifully sardonic product review I've ever seen -- it's for the beast unveiled in a spot during the Superbowl - the hot dang Cadillac pickup truck! (Lead from Metafilter.)
"YEE-HAW Jeeves! Put on your Tony Lamas, grab some Grey Poupon and let's go cow dipping!"
"How very droll, Sir."