1) Daniel Day-Lewis will star in a Twinkies commercial.
"I eat your sponge cake! I eat it up! Nom nom nom..."
2) Cialis will air a special two-minute, three million dollar commercial written, directed, edited and produced by the Coen brothers entitled A Chubby For Old Men.
3) Johnny Depp will appear as Sweeney Todd for a Gillette Fusion Power Phenom commercial.
[singing] "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
And its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
Gillette! The best a man can get!"