I'd like to teach the word to quiz
in perfect harmony
I'd like to say, the answer is
Fay Weldon and Salman Rushdie.
I'd like to pose another link
In this crafty chain
So tell me who spilled Cinzano on
Joan Collins on a plane.
So after much ene-meene-miny-moe and cointossing, prayers to the adsaints and all sorts of things I still couldn't pick a winner. The trivia quiz called for an answer to a question, in form of a question.... The more trivia, the better. In second place, for being so clever he rhymed a clue, is Alex with:
Leonard Rossiter was the chap
who spilled the drink on Joanie's lap.
But which drink's classy name
was almost killed by our Lorraine?
It's cheating really but I'll tell you for now
you're chasing an ad by Vernon Howe.
.. and the winner for great trivia-stamina and all around jingle-rhyming skills is Hinchcliffe! Congrats.