I know it hasn't been a week yet but here we go, the eBay silliness. With a twist of charity.
A man sells his arm on eBay as - yeah you guessed it - advertising space. "Your Logo tattooed on my upper arm". Upper arm? That is way too easy to hide with a sleeve, take it from someone who knows. We need something daring like foreheads! Still, the bid is currently at 49 999,00 SKR which ain't chicken shit. The seller promises to donate 50% of the proceeds to the Swedish Children's Cancer Foundation - because his mother died of Cancer. (We presume that she was an adult at the time).
A SAG actor is selling himself on eBay, and donates proceeds to charity. David Chiu is the method actor for you if you fancy this sort of thing.