Sullivan Higdon & Sink invites you to knit the most horrid holiday sweater ever at weloveholidaysweaters.wehatesheep.com.
It hits at the first sound of sleigh bells. You think, "It's not happening to me this year." But somewhere around December 15th, you wake up after too much eggnog and think, "It's the holidays. Lots of people do it. And it makes me look like one of Santa's helpers." So you do it. You go to the closet and put on your holiday sweater. The one you got from Aunt Selma. In 1982. The one that jingles when you walk and lights up when you gesture. The one your significant other gave to Goodwill. And they gave back.