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On fixing digital ad fraud: If not now, when?

At the end of December 2014, the Association of National Advertisers and White Ops released

AUTOMATICA 4k - Robots Vs. Music - Nigel Stanford (2017) 4:15 (New Zealand)
AUTOMATICA 4k - Robots Vs. Music - Nigel Stanford (2017) 4:15 (New Zealand)

Nigel Standford is an electronic musician who blends music and science.

ZonaJobs - Roberto the "Anti-Millennial" (2017) :60 (Argentina)
ZonaJobs - Roberto the "Anti-Millennial" (2017) :60 (Argentina)

Meet Roberto. He may be good at his job, but he is not hip. He is not a millennial. He is the kind of guy who does not work from home, because there's either home or the office. No home-office.

H&M "The Fall Collection" (2017) 2:30 (UK)
H&M "The Fall Collection" (2017) 2:30 (UK)

Naomi Campbell stars in this kooky spot for H&M's new fall collection that is one big karaoke video shot in Tokyo.

Autotrader | Shop All the Cars (2017) :30 (USA)
Autotrader | Shop All the Cars (2017) :30 (USA)

This ad for Auto Trader does a great job of showcasing the sheer scope of cars available on the service.

Zona Jobs "Anti-Millennial" (2017) 1:00 (Argentina)
Zona Jobs "Anti-Millennial" (2017) 1:00 (Argentina)

"The job has changed, but the place to look for one is still the same." Great direction for this spot featuring the hapless Roberto who is getting aged out of his job thanks to the encroachment of

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what we say to clients...

...and what we really mean.
-"We'll certainly consider that"
-Don't make me laugh!

There is a major opportunity
We need your money

Our advice to you
Our invoice to you

That's a good point, but...
I've heard some rubbish in my time...

We've been thinking
Because you obviously haven't

There's a lot of support for this concept
This is our only concept

May I make a suggestion
Do this or you're neck deep in shit

That's a challenging brief
What the FUCK do you mean?

We'll need to visit the factory
We know you have a factory in Hawaii

We won't need to visit the factory
We know you have a factory in Siberia.

This is award-winning work
You won't understand this

We've taken a radical approach
We gave this job to students

We'd like to challenge your brief
We haven't done the work yet

We've done a lot of analysis
The invoice is bigger than you expected

We've had a breakthrough with your product
You won't recognise anything you're about to see

Our creative director worked on this
If you don't buy it, you can tell him.

We're going to do a sketchbook presentation
We scribbled this down in the lift on the way up

We've done some very sketchy thinking
We worked on the wrong brief

We had three teams working on this.
Our presentation is very confused

I can sense your excitement
Hello, is anybody home?

You've given us a lot to think about
You've completely change the brief... Ass hole!

We'll go away and refine these concepts
Shit! We'll start from scratch...

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