Australia

Ok, wait, hang on a second, you'd rather talk about golf and have a beer while letting another man play with your missus? That's a tad sad, mate.

Aaaah, Carlton MID drinking lads, is there anything you can't do? Our four guys triumph in the face of adversity.. Sort of. Oh gee, fancy meeting you here. And you!

Aaaah, Australia, where the summer surf is on when Santa comes to town. Why not have a commercial filled with only surfing Santa's?

White Christmas escapees and joint BMF Executive Creative Directors Carlos Alija and Laura Sampdero, said; “A lot of Australians think the European Christmas is special, more magical. But trust us. The grass is not greener. It’s actually buried under an inch of ice. Australians have the best Christmas in the world and we wanted to celebrate that by creating a new icon: the Surfing Santa”.

ALDI said: “For too long it's been reindeers this, and White Christmas that. We thought it was about time that we celebrated Christmas Australian-style and we hope that our customers enjoy watching this ad as much as we enjoyed making it”.

Metro Trains Melbourne wants you to stay safe around trains, so they launched dumb ways to die, demonstrating avoidable deaths with cheerful cartoon characters. Being run over by a train is perfectly avoidable you see, just like fishing for piranhas with your privates is.

But wait there's more!. Not content with making a seriously catchy tune and adding the cutest death animations to it, Metro also made a tumblr full of dumb ways to die gifs because you want to share all these dumb ways to die with all your tumblr friends. Hush. Yes you do.