How relaxed do you get from drinking this relaxing drink? So relaxed that you think it's a great idea to go to an Ikea-like store to buy your flat-packed fire wood. Weird destructive relaxed.

How relaxed do you get from drinking this relaxing drink? So relaxed you fantasize about all the passengers being dead. Wait, what? Point here? To get some attention for being controversial, I suppose - but it just comes off as a little quirky and weird. And creepy. Because if you're really relaxed, you don't care about the life and death of passengers, as long as you have a seat to lounge in, right?

"For beautiful city. Clean after your dog." reads the ha-ha-ha not funny at all line in this Serbian ad from the city of Belgrade that aims to encourage people to pick up after their dogs. So other people can check out their ass? To dodge the obvious "sexist" complaint they've even tossed in one man in the campaign that consists of four butt-shots. Oh hooray. This is my bored face.

Thor, who is represented in the U.S. by Madheart, has directed a new spot for Czech car maker Škoda and Leagas Delaney, Hamburg, in which a couple goes on a fantastic drive through an urban jungle. The spot, produced by Germany’s TempoMedia with production support in Madrid from The Mamma Team, shows the couple behind the wheel of a Yeti on a city street. When the woman presses the car’s off-road button, the environment around them is magically transformed with a waterfall cascading down the side of a building, tropical birds filling the air and ghostly elephants blocking a street. Another touch of the button makes the wild apparitions disappear.

"What does 'oh' mean?" -- Don't piss off John Malkovich, cabbie. They don't have lifetime achievement awards for you lot.

Those expensive cars have really expensive hood ornaments. No, I mean one of a kind expensive.

Awards are great for a lot of things. Like breaking into your own house.

There's a bit of a Yeti-trend going on in advertising at the moment, isn't there? Just last week there was the LandSAR Yeti from New Zealand. We just love Yetis. They're better than dogs. Or Babies.

Euro RSCG Prague did this campaign to temt you into the Museum of Communism where you will get to know the dictators intimately. I think I'll pass.....thanks.

Remember that humanitarian lion idea that showed up on youtube in May? Yeah, it had slipped my mind too, anyway the guys behind it tried making some ads for it.

 

 

When they sent me the first one, which was basically a badge pointing to the youtube film again, I responded "Oh you know that'll you'll have to do better than that. I'll be happy to publish it when you do." so here's their second shot at an ad advertising the Humanitarian Lion. They explain: "we created this ad to communicate people about our website. Our idea is to collect the most signatures and companies support we can, to convince Cannes Festival. Thank you"

Agency Mark BBDO has just released this poster campaign that seems to equate orbit with art. Or perhaps food with art. Either way, after arty fartying you should remember to chew as the tagline says.