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A friend of mine loves being a muslim in Sweden when the Ramadam falls in the winter, because if it falls in the summer "I loose my temper and so much weight" due to our midnight fun-sun we have. In the winter it gets dark so fast that Ramadan is hardly noticeable, except when it's over and you need a machete to cut through all that parsley and dodge the dates the supermarket has stocked up on.

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Unilever - you know, the people with both Dove and Axe in their product portfolio also sell stuff that makes yellow duckies white. Citra Whitening Body wash "whitens beautiful skin in the bath". Because god forbid we stay looking the way we do, which reminds me I need to get some Dove Summer Glow Body Tanning Lotion so that I stop looking like the lily-white redhead that I am. From Lowe Indonesia.

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