It's going to take you a while to get used to the good life. True. But I have a weird feeling that most lottery winners turn into people who never ever stop taking selfies.
Remember kids, money can't buy taste.
In every house there is a filthy corner. In this particular execution, that filthy corner is reminiscent of New York, circa 1976. I think that's a young Jodie Foster down there.
So that makes LG HOM-BOT is the vacuum equivalent to Travis Bickle.
You never know when you're kid is going to get stranded because they spent all their money at the arcade, or lost it playing Craps in the alley. Thankfully though, you don't have to let it ruin your dinner. With Discount Bank's Key2Go service, you can casually wire them oney between sips of Merlot.
Our hero, in a landscape that feels like it was invented by Tim Burton on prozac, is late to his wedding. His inflatable cloud car breaks down and he has to run to the cloud gas station to eat some bubble-gum and be catapulted to the church on time.