Men race through the city, and more join in.

Supposedly someone at Dallas.sg the high falutin' restaurant for family parties and great big diners signed off on this double entendre, if you want to believe that. Yep, if you're so hungry you could eat a baby's arse through the bars of a cot, you should "try ours instead".

You know this would have worked had it been a restaurant and brothel.

Wait, what's this how did this car get cut in half? That my dear, is what they want to to ask yourself, and if you snap a pic of the QR code you will be lead to this clip showing the unexpected Star Wars fight that happened in front of this car. Luckily they had signed up with DBS Bank Ltd car insurance and gotten a free dashboard camera.

Just one question. Where's the other half of the car?

You get a free in-car camera when you sign up for DriveShield, a comprehensive motor insurance, for added peace of mind. What's that good for? Well, for one it can capture why your car was suddenly sliced in half.

Harry's bar wanted to push beer sales during Happy Hour, and push shy Singaporians to meet new friends, making Harry's bar more social at the same time. Enter the QR code. Harry's "bottle message" make a message on a bottle. Buy a beer, scan the QR code on it and type in the message you want to send to the other person. Then buy another beer, put the QR code on there and send it to the person you wish to talk to. When they scan the QR code a chat opens between the two of you... and the bar just sold you two beers. Win!

In other QR code news today, we've found safetat will QR code your kid because writing a telephone number on their arm just doesn't cut it anymore. SMH.

Here's somethig that's a lot more complicated than the rather nifty framed Crayola monogram in @adland's image feed - Faber Castell created "the scream" in cut bits of colorful Faber Castell's. nice idea from Ogilvy and Mather Singapore, and I really hope that the original artwork is in Faber Castell's offices somewhere as that must look pretty awesome in real life too.

Marcus from Y&R emailed me the perfect Valentine's bouquet, one filled with Kirin Mini Beer - the only thing ruining this for me is that he only sent me pictures. What the hell Marcus, I would love a beer-boquet, why torture me like this? That's it, we are so through, Mistah. If you need me, I'll be roaming romantic restaurants sticking false engament rings in all the ladies drinks tonight. Just sharing the love, sharing the love.

FINALLY, A BOUQUET FIT FOR A MAN.
It's the perfect gift for the man (or men) in your life—husband, boyfriend, lover or a random handsome stranger—this Valentine's Day.

Standard Chartered will today begin rolling out a global brand campaign focused on its commitment to being a positive force in the markets where it operates across Asia, Africa and the Middle East. The campaign will help to establish the Bank’s new brand promise, ‘Here for good’, underlining the Bank’s distinctive approach to international banking and creating a strong platform for continued growth.

Photographing with Nikons new facial recognition camera can be fun, you'll find so many faces hiding in the windows... forest... or ghost hotel. See the lingerie-clad girls frolicking in bed? Yeah, see all the peeping Toms? Tag The Nikon S60. Detects up to 12 faces.

Ad agency Sparkfury in Singapore reckon Alfa Romoes drivers are born that way. ;)

Ogilvy&Mather Singapore reckon Maglite flashlights are so powerful you can send it straight to the moon. Or Mars. Or wherever the little green men live.

Peter pan knows what the secret to staying young is.... Created by Saatchi & Saatchi Singapore
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Olivier Henry (the Photographer) and Alvin Lim (the Creative Director) went all bizarre-gory for their self-promo. They didn't just shoot this, shot 'em dead. ;)

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(it stops time, geddit? Hence the clock. See?)

"At first glance it may look like a regular donation container.. Except there's water in it. Designed to look like a cross section of a well, the water level rises with each coin added to the donations. At the top of the well is a boy trying to reach the water."

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Kudos to the math whiz kids over at Y&R Singapore for figuring this one out - though I am curios as to which magazine it ran in (looks like a design mag?) I think math is hard, I probably need some GNC Gingko Biloba supplements. Either that or I'm Barbie.

Wonderbra does the 3D glasses trick again, this time the creative effort is from Saatch&Saatchi Singapore.

Yes, again, remember the late nineties?
Amazingly, I do. Note to self: in next life do more drugs in my twenties.

From Ogilvy & Mather Singapore comes this poster for The Economist. Look closer. Yep. Teeny little Monopoly hotels. Squeee! So brilliant.