No one in Turkey wants to buy a gay turtle. They only want straight turtles. Because they are all homophobes. And transphobes. But apparently they are huge fans of turtles. I have never seen so many people over the course of three days lining up to buy turtles.
Smart phone manufacturer Huawei wanted to promote the P8's Light Painting feature. So they went to Cappadocia, a visually stunning part of Turkey, took more than 50 pigeons, and did a night time shoot in the sky. The pigeons were trained thanks to Ali the Birdman.
Meanwhile, on Hipster Hill, in the pretentious coffee shop, disaster strikes. The tiny hole of the fair trade recycled eco friendly plastic mug, allows tiny droplets of coffee to fly through the air and land on the hipsters brand new espadrilles. Oh no!
Somewhere in Turkey, at Hipster Hill, the hipster central hipster coffee-shop, a hipster is having a hipsteria attack because he ordered his average coffee wrong. Isn't it nice to know they're fed up with hipsters in Turkey too?