Girl on the platform smile
The boy thought, thats the best smile he has seen for a while

She must have been about 26?....28?......28
And her skin looks really really great
She was a natural blond
She wasn't natural blonde
But that's what made me fond of her

She was off to Hull? Leeds? Wigan?
Off to Wigan, the home of pies
With her beautiful, beguiling eyes
And she looked at the boy with the 'fancy pants' words
And she began to dance

She began to dance
Oh....oh...
She began to dance
She be....

Girl on the platform smile
The boy thought, thats the best smile he has seen for a while

T-mobile have gone past the flash-mobbing and onto just messing with ya as they sent out cold, evil, bad, parking attendants around the UK to slap tickets onto unsuspecting drivers cars. "*SLAP* Welcome to Brighton!". When the drivers get upset, the cold evil parking attendants keep a straight face for as long as possible, armed with snappy retorts like "If you've got an issue here's a tissue". It really is a miracle nobody clocked them. Now as the music (Dire Straits, Money for nothing of course) reaches crescendo the gag is revealed. It wasn't a ticket. It was T-mobile money! Actual cash! Got you.

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