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Firehouse Subs "haircut" (2016) :20 (USA)

Firehouse Subs "haircut" (2016) :20 (USA)

How long should you sit in a chair for a haircut? Too long and you are being styled. Too short and you are being taken. What does that have to do with sub sandwiches, you ask? Something to do with time.

 

Firehouse Subs "Bells" (2016) :20 (USA)

Firehouse Subs "Bells" (2016) :20 (USA)

Being a good firefighter takes-- bells. With an "E." Not an "A." Sure, your mind wants to stay in the gutter and embrace 20 seconds of dick joke, but don't do it. You're better than that! Okay, maybe you're not.

 

Firehouse Subs "Innovation" (2016) :30 (USA)

Firehouse Subs "Innovation" (2016) :30 (USA)

Let's celebrate all manner of innovation that has made our life better like the crescent wrench and the uh, labradoodle? And steam! Because steam makes turkey and cheddar cheese extra yummy when it's steamed.

 

Firehouse Subs "Ready to roll" (2016) :30 (USA)

Firehouse Subs "Ready to roll" (2016) :30 (USA)

A firefighter's duty demands a degree of readiness. And a really long pole to slide down. Sure your pants may not be connected to your shoes like a firefighter, but that doesn't mean you can't eat like one. The hero of all subs indeed.

 

Chrysler "Tailgate" (2016) :30 (USA)

Chrysler "Tailgate" (2016) :30 (USA)

I could've done some action movies but he'd rather have his own show on a cable station that is small and not available in HD and that not many people watch. The best is when he doesn't know his son's name.

 

Chrysler "Neighborhood Watch" (2016) :30 (USA)

Chrysler "Neighborhood Watch" (2016) :30 (USA)

Jim Gaffigan puffs himself up while simultaneously getting caught out by his wife in this silly spot for Chrysler Pacifica. As far as cars go...Dad Brand it ain't. In fact, Dad Brand sounds like an insult.

 

Chrysler "Beat some bleep" (2016) :30 (USA)

Chrysler "Beat some bleep" (2016) :30 (USA)

Jim Gaffigan swears (but it's beeped) in this spot in which he likes to show his kids the meaning and value of competition and kicking the butts of old retired people. So silly.

 

Chrysler "German" (2016) :30 (USA)

Chrysler "German" (2016) :30 (USA)

Funnyman Jim Gaffigan shows them rich people a thing or two while spending some "quality time" with his son in this spot for the all new Chrysler Pacifica. Funny stuff. For once Dad is funny without being the butt of everyone's jokes.

 

Kia Hamster "Soul" (2016) 1:48 (USA)

Kia Hamster "Soul" (2016) 1:48 (USA)

I have no idea why The Kia Hamsters are playing was it widely associated with the brutally dark southern thriller Deliverance, or why the song keeps growing across all genres going from

 

Bejeweled Stars "Shiny place" (2016) :30 (USA)

Bejeweled Stars "Shiny place" (2016) :30 (USA)

A curling enthusiast gets denied the chance to watch his beloved sport and retreats to his "shiny place," i.e. playing the mobile game Bejeweled Stars. In it he imagines putting the wifey and dog in place while he rides atop a giant curling stone.

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