...or have we? Ad fan Kariann sent us this scan of an ad she found in a 1980's womens fashion magazine. An early example of that "two months salary" rule - yikes. These days DeBeers pushes right hand rings to women, since nobody is getting married anymore. ;)

Full ad with all the horrible copy inside.

Mike Solomon as the man who "picks up the phone"

....what Calvins are to the body.

Brooke teaches us a thing or two about genetics.

More words of wisdom from Brooke.

This the ad those infamous drunk outtakes are from, which you can clearly hear in the terrible VO-dub job. Orson Welles refutes the myth of French superiority in wine, as Pal Masson is French, thus the wine is just as good.

See child stars Jenny Lewis, Jaleel White, and Lindsay Price sing along to the "I don't wanna grow up" jingle. Classic.

Listen to R2D2 and C3P0 - you should have your shots.

Sitting in front of the fireplace having a nice cup of coffee... Sure I'll have more, if there's some left in the pot he says. "Pot?" Silly handsome man, Yuban is instant coffee. He doesn't believe her.

You know the song! Clap On! *clap clap* Clap Off!