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Johnsonville "Jeff and his forest friends" (2016) 1:00 (USA)

Johnsonville "Jeff and his forest friends" (2016) 1:00 (USA)

Jeff is an employee at Johnsonville and because Johnsonville does everything there, including commercials. In this case, Jess enjoys the forest with his talking animals who are very keen to know more about Johnsonville. He's all too keen to respond.

 

Johnsonville "Responsibilities" (2016) :30 (USA)

Johnsonville "Responsibilities" (2016) :30 (USA)

Johnsonville is a family-owned company and the people are responsible for everything, including the commercials. This formulaic campaign is redeemed somewhat by the aw-shucks Midwestern sensibilities of the employees. But make no mistake, it's still a formula.

 

Motorola "06.09.16" (2016) :45 (USA)

Motorola "06.09.16" (2016) :45 (USA)

It says something about the current times that we're nostalgic for 2006! Or maybe Motorola just wants us to be? I don't know.

 

Firehouse Subs "haircut" (2016) :20 (USA)

Firehouse Subs "haircut" (2016) :20 (USA)

How long should you sit in a chair for a haircut? Too long and you are being styled. Too short and you are being taken. What does that have to do with sub sandwiches, you ask? Something to do with time.

 

Firehouse Subs "Bells" (2016) :20 (USA)

Firehouse Subs "Bells" (2016) :20 (USA)

Being a good firefighter takes-- bells. With an "E." Not an "A." Sure, your mind wants to stay in the gutter and embrace 20 seconds of dick joke, but don't do it. You're better than that! Okay, maybe you're not.

 

Firehouse Subs "Innovation" (2016) :30 (USA)

Firehouse Subs "Innovation" (2016) :30 (USA)

Let's celebrate all manner of innovation that has made our life better like the crescent wrench and the uh, labradoodle? And steam! Because steam makes turkey and cheddar cheese extra yummy when it's steamed.

 

Firehouse Subs "Ready to roll" (2016) :30 (USA)

Firehouse Subs "Ready to roll" (2016) :30 (USA)

A firefighter's duty demands a degree of readiness. And a really long pole to slide down. Sure your pants may not be connected to your shoes like a firefighter, but that doesn't mean you can't eat like one. The hero of all subs indeed.

 

Chrysler "Tailgate" (2016) :30 (USA)

Chrysler "Tailgate" (2016) :30 (USA)

I could've done some action movies but he'd rather have his own show on a cable station that is small and not available in HD and that not many people watch. The best is when he doesn't know his son's name.

 

Chrysler "Neighborhood Watch" (2016) :30 (USA)

Chrysler "Neighborhood Watch" (2016) :30 (USA)

Jim Gaffigan puffs himself up while simultaneously getting caught out by his wife in this silly spot for Chrysler Pacifica. As far as cars go...Dad Brand it ain't. In fact, Dad Brand sounds like an insult.

 

Chrysler "Beat some bleep" (2016) :30 (USA)

Chrysler "Beat some bleep" (2016) :30 (USA)

Jim Gaffigan swears (but it's beeped) in this spot in which he likes to show his kids the meaning and value of competition and kicking the butts of old retired people. So silly.

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