Now that I'm back from Cannes and putting aloe on my sunburn, and getting a blood transfusion to replace the toxins I ingested at Cannes, I wanted to say a few words on Publicis' decision to pull out of Cannes (and SXSW and CES) next year. I'm just kidding. I didn't go to Cannes.

Halo top "My territory" (2017) :40 (USA)

Halo Top ice cream is pretty tasty. Like all ice cream it's a sinful treat. So this ad stars the devil who is marching up to heaven (where Halo Top was created) to complain that they are ruining ice cream by making it less sinful.