Tiger, meet Irony.

TMZ found the featuring Tiger Woods and the headline: The road to high performace isn't always paved in todays Wall street journal. Hat tip @agencyspy

Yikes, that's so unfortunate I feel we need a detour, here look at something pretty: Kim Joon uses "body paint", nude bodies and photography to make patterns that look delish. Scary quotes on body paint because that might just as well be photoshop but it's still pretty.

@LeslieBAP found this Very Bad use of Twitter in a Billboard.

Last but not least, Orangina is looking for you to shake your booty for their shake that orangina contest. We never thought the furries they created with dancing around in a commercial would be topped. And that still ain't, because this is just ugh. Via @adfreak

Dabitch at the Eurobest

Funniest #Eurobest tweet was from always hilarious Finchfactor:

Colin Lamberton from Grey Amsterdam attracted more than 12 people to a 9.30am #Eurobest slot. Thats 450+ people in hangover years.

---------- The Types at Award Shows ----------

  • Wide eyed and exited, big smiles, bigger bag
    - young creatives not yet cynical to the biz, only here for the workshops.
  • Courderoy slacks, tweed jacket, collects everyones bizcard like a kid collects pokemon
    - old school tradepress journalists (Hi, Alan)
  • Good sneakers for walking, jeans, magic bag that can carry everything
    - new school tradepress journalists
  • High heels, gold glitter and skulls, purse full of gadgets, shakes like an addict when the wifi goes down
    - me
  • Big Bubbles
    Scared Mannequin Dolls
    Sumo Wrestlers

    You can't have an award show without at least a few repeat images, and thanks to Joelapompe the French Badland-ninja, we have three.

    Lets start with the Big Bubbles , since the image of kids crying over shaven heads in this Angel Hair Badlander was the first thing I thought of when I saw it. Joelapompe found the same idea, one-upping me on the visual memory meter.

    The Harvey Nichols Sale campaign might be a second hand idea as well.

    Last but not least, a sumo wrestler and tornado in notes, then the same two in Duracell bunnies. What an odd visual coincidence the Duracell batteries vs the Göteborg Symfoniker Orchestra is.