Brawny "Strength has no gender" (2017) :30 (USA)

March is women's history month. To celebrate this, Brawny decided to 86 the iconic Brawny Man and celebrate Brawny Women instead for their #StrengthHasNoGender campaign. Call me old fashioned, but last time I checked, paper towels don't have a gender either.

Ugh the pun. It hurts. But I guess it's one way to get people to start thinking about the shape of their lawns and how they should start maintaining them to keep up with the Joneses who will be mocking you behind your back. Neighbors talk, you see. And the last thing you want is for them to talk about your lawn with such contempt. How were you even allowed to buy in this neighborhood?