Tiny dirty women, no less. Is it a reference to those car wash scenarios with soapy women? I just want to know how they all managed to get streaks of polish on their thighs.

I guess that comes from straddling newly polished shoes....

Thats the voice of experience, that is.

*Moahahahaha* You're never going to stop until we've firmly established a red-headed sex-kitten persona here, are you? Plus, are you saying I'm tiny? Cuz' I am. ;P
.. Oooh! Nice shoes you have on there mate...

Freshly polished. Just need to be... buffed... :-)

Just helping you with your brand management, that’s all. I’m surprised you’re interested in these old hiking boots though.

Ah, but I love lumberjacks. ;P Brand management, heh, Dabitch is a brand now? Quick, what are the brand key words?

Ah, you're just fishing for compliments now.

Meh. I thought you'd come up with a list like "Redhead, wicked, awesome, h4ck3r, sex machine"
damn, you didn't fall for it! Must. be. more. subtle.

Don't know if 'awesome' is a workable brand attribute, but the rest...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa ["Mama" in very first version]