Nutripro make diet-dogfood, and Prolam Y&R, Santiago shill the goods by pointing out that fat dogs are voyerists. No, I mean, fat dogs don't get laid. Wait, no scratch that, I mean "life's hard when you're a fat dog". Because presumably, female dogs reject fat dogs. Or, they screw the pooch as they're too wheezed out by attempting to run to even consider any amorous activities.