Nutripro make diet-dogfood, and Prolam Y&R, Santiago shill the goods by pointing out that fat dogs are voyerists. No, I mean, fat dogs don't get laid. Wait, no scratch that, I mean "life's hard when you're a fat dog". Because presumably, female dogs reject fat dogs. Or, they screw the pooch as they're too wheezed out by attempting to run to even consider any amorous activities.
Life's hard when you're a fat dog. You'll never get lucky.
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