McDonald's - Beefcake prefers burgers to babe?

There's a disturbing trend in McDonald's advertising - their burgers mean sex. Or they wanna have sex with their burgers. Or nobody told them what really happens when the birds and bees get together - either way it's kinky. Here's another recent example.....

In this strange ad the groom seems to be thinking "beefcake" when looking at his bride - there's a whole other can of worms. Does he really want a burger more than anything else at this moment? Are burgers and sex interchangeble in McDonalds-land? Comfort food indeed.

Now honestly people - what the hell is going on with McDonals briefs? Does the proposition read "McDonalds is better than sex"? Not even virgins with un-hairy palms will believe that one. It's getting a little disturbing.....

AnonymousCoward's picture
caffeinegoddess's picture

There's nothing sexier than processed, greased up meat. Yum!

AnonymousCoward's picture

I will never be able to hear the words "special sauce" ever again without snickering. Alright, I already snicker, but this just backs that up.

malkie66's picture

It's a bit esoteric but I think he's looking at her and thinking "great buns on this piece of meat" or maybe its "now that I've married her it's nothing but burgers every night 'cause I know the bitch can't cook worth a damn" or maybe he's thinking "She's got a face like a Big Mac". But whatever - I'm loving it. Just makes me want to rush out and hook into one of them "Big Tastys" (served after 10.30 am. Participating restaurants. Limited time)