In this ad, Brett Favre is ten years older but your Hyundai looks as good as the day you got it.

Director: Martin Scorsese
Actors: Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Ruffalo, Ben Kingsley, Michelle Williams
Release Date: February 19th 2010

This year Cars.com reasons "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" and basically repeat David Abernathy from Super Bowl XLIII. Except Timothy puts out a grease fire from his highchair. Bypassed the training wheel stage while learning to ride a bike. Helped a damsel on the beach suffering from a jellyfish sting, in perfect italian. Delivered breached Bengal cubs. And rescued a cheerleading squad from a tornado.

Megan Fox is so hot even gay couples slap each other due to her nude picture. Right. So, is that a feature of the phone? It has X-ray vision through bath bubbles and super-wide angle lens? Because at arms length, all you'd see is her face. Curious straight girls not impressed with the ad want to know.

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