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Lame location scouting: shoreditch and covent garden.

Wow, your link goes to Fox News. Now, if Fox News is slagging you off, that's something. Good going techcrunch, you're considered out of whack by the most out of whack news agency I know!


First off, I'd like to insult you.

Then I'd like to demonstrate how lazy I am.

Please respond.


Because the internet doesn't have enough pr0n, you have to download an app, point it at a poster in the street and then view nekkid women.

This is totally lame-o.

Three letters: FFS...

Well, if kids will play in the road with chalk, they can expect to be knocked over!


Those comments are from two people, right?

Wow, is it really 30 years of women in offices fawning over a gay man?

Team Waffle?

Blue waffle is more appealing.

The desperation in their Twitter feed is embarrassing.

The above comments are hilarious.

Maybe, as a follow up, they can...

Agree, it's rather lovely stuff.

But my arguments stand.

And with only us two commenting, seems no one else gives a fuck. That'll rile them.

Right! The ire in me has been building all night. Now, to comment. Possibly incoherently.

So, ironic, isn't it, that the medium chosen to bash 'brands' (yes, brands, not advertising - they...

Also, this is almost an exact copy of one of their own ads: Nun kissing priest.

Which reminds me that, if you want to win awards, simply go back a few years, rip off something that's...

Only for the States ;-)

You're on. Well, the pint bit for sure.

Also, Jeremy Beadle, a UK television personality with one small hand, was born in 1948. So, in my eyes, he's the originator of this meme:...

It's what used to be the four-year rule: when thinking of a new campaign, go back four years and pick something close to whatever you're selling and reproduce it.

Now it's the five-year...

Personally, think the 2008 one has better copy and more powerful execution.

I'm a full-scale typo boy today!