I think the phrase that ruins this ad is "I'm a PC and more happy is coming." At first, we think she's just a little girl who made a slide show out of some random reviews with cute pictures from her favorites, and we're all like "awwwwww."
Then she spouts out a slogan for a big corporation, a slogan that she obviously didn't write, and we're like, "how much does this little bitch know?"
Isn't this video a deterrent for guys who want to travel to Denmark and have casual sex? The caption should read
"Denmark: Sleep with whomever you want but be prepared for a depressing youtube video that introduces you to the child you never knew you had."
Your comments are spot-on about the "modern responsible" woman, Dabitch. My favorite part of their attempted spin for the video is "and she uses a modern and social media."
Condoms are so 1999! Can you post videos of dancing cats with a condom?!?! And the last time I checked, you can't watch free music videos on a diaphragm.
Nevada's only hope is to elect the guy who played the T-1000 in Terminator 2 as governor. This will force California into the lose/lose situation of appointing Linda Hamilton to a position of political power.
Finally something to make sex with that special vampire girl in your life a little less frigid.
Man: "Baby, go put on your thermal lingerie."
Woman: "But it burns."
Man: "You can bite me after."
Even the copy makes it sound like someone captured this girl and made her pose in a hotel room.
"Ryan wears the classic unisex Flex Fleece zip hoody" could easily get followed by:
"Ryan sits on the bed."
"Ryan stands by the wall."
"Ryan unzips the hoody."
"..Ryan unzips the hoody."
"RYAN UNZIPS THE HOODY OR SHE GETS THE HOSE AGAIN."
I wonder if someone actually killing someone else after eating an Angry Whopper would help or hurt the burger's sales?
PETA needs to work on ad clarity. For a moment, I thought there were obese women standing on beaches across the country, scanning the shoreline for fresh whale.
I guess we'll never know what kind of hoodie Goliath was wearing.
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