Hey-- great news, maybe. Just in time for Halloween, Candy Corn Oreos are back. Yes for a limited time, the cookie will have stuffing that is orange and yellow. In a way it's a welcome break from the Pumpkin Spice Cult that appears every time this year. But considering how fast they get snapped up, you might want to grab yours ASAP. Let's hope some people will actually share with the kids this Halloween instead of being jerks about it. If it's not your thing there are still Swedish Fish flavored Oreo to be had.
But seriously Oreo, calm down. We love you. It reminds me of that comedy bit by the late great Mitch Hedberg about Turkey. “I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.'”