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giffgaff introduces Cracked Screen Balm

A revolutionary new product developed to reduce phone ageing

giffgaff introduces Cracked Screen Balm, a revolutionary new moisturising balm that not only keeps phone screens supple, but also miraculously repairs cracked screens to keep your phone looking fresh.

Applied twice daily, giffgaff’s device-altering Cracked Screen Balm keeps phone screens looking as youthful as the day they were first unboxed. giffgaff’s unique rich and creamy formula contains rejuvenating technologies that instantly repair damaged screens, leaving smartphones with a radiant, healthy glow.

giffgaff’s Brand Director, Tom Rainsford, says: “This is a first for giffgaff. We don’t want our members to fall into the crack of being stuck with a broken screen, so we’ve created a product that solves this. We’re super excited for our members to get their hands on this cracking cream. After application, any smartphone will feel soft, healthy and smooth – you’d be balmy not to try it.“

Available to purchase online only from 1st April while stocks last.

How to use
Apply modestly on smartphone screen twice daily to prevent cracking or apply generously to remove existing cracks.

Product Details
Dermatologically tested. Fragrance Free. Paraben Free. Not tested on animals or phone screens.

Warnings
For external use only. Avoid direct contact with eyes. Should this occur, rinse immediately with water. For use on all types of smartphones.

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