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It isn't being a Royal runaway. Even Expedia mocked the Megxit situation in a full-page print advert. Now what will the future hold for Prince Harry as he has stepped down from his senior Royal role? If you ask the Hustler club in Las Vegas, they think he'll be perfect for a job at their club. They are offering him half a million dollars a year to work for them. Harry does have a reputation for saucy partying in Vegas, I'm sure he'd be an asset to the club where going half-naked is expected. This isn't a bad deal, Harry, you should take it, really. I'm not sure you have many other skills to advance on, but your partying days are legendary!
January 22, 2020
Dear Ex-Prince Harry:
We at The World-Famous Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Clubs recently learned of your departure from the throne to pursue a life of external happiness. We commend this decision, but were left wondering how you might support yourself and your beautiful wife without royal funds.
No worries! We’d like to extend you a job offer. With an annual salary of $500,000, being General Manager of HUSTLER Club Las Vegas would be a perfect fit for you!
While we acknowledge that adult entertainment might not be your forte, no worries - no experience is required!
This might seem like an odd proposal, but let me explain why we feel that you would be perhaps our most exceptional General Manager ever.
First, you’re totally famous! Imagine how many additional guests you’d attract to our already-popular and infamous club!
Second, we have a male revue, and well, the ladies don’t mind your physique. While you wouldn’t be required to dance nude, just hosting the party would be a big deal to draw in even bigger crowds!
Third, you’re going to be bored without all of your royal duties. So what better way to spend your time than with all of the beautiful HUSTLER Honeys? We’d have so many dancers lining up to perform here that we’d run out of room!
Fourth, you’ll love living in Las Vegas! The scenery, climate, housing, and even schools for your kids are second to none!
We expect that no man in his right mind would reject an opportunity to party with hundreds of beautiful ladies every night, so we’ll start your New Hire Documents and expect you to report for your first day in Las Vegas on February 1st.
Director of Operations
P.S. If things don’t work out with Meghan, don’t worry. We throw great Divorce Parties! We’ll guarantee you the most fun you’ve ever had!