Dark humor, I like it. A woman snuggles with her beautiful cat, as her kid plays elsewhere in the house. A thud can be heard and the kid calls out "Mom, I fell!" Her response? "There's bandages in the cabinet." When the kid calls out "I'm bleeding!" she calmly suggests he should take two.
"We don't encourage this behavior, but your cat might" reads the super. The insight is that we'll do anything for our cats, and they'll do anything for Sheba.